January 22, 2010

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

CASEVILLE COMPOUND EXPANDS

 

The J Family announced today that it had purchased additional property today in Caseville to expand its Cottage Compound.  The acquired property is directly south of the existing beachfront location and includes canal frontage suitable for dockage of various watercraft that are part of the Compound’s register.

 

When asked about intended uses for the property, Frank was quoted as saying “We all look forward to how this addition will ease the use of our watercraft and improve usage.  This will be a short walk and much lower effort than makeshift solutions of the past.  We are drawing up plans for a pathway and docking facilities to be completed this summer and we will evaluate other uses in the years to come”.

 

LVJ, the newest member of the family, was quoted as saying “Owa owa owa ga ga”.  Sources close to the family said the rough translation was “Want to go fishing and for a boat ride”.