At Smash Bash, you never are required to watch what you say, but if you don't, you may end up with your words posted on the internet. Here are a couple of classics:
"That pony barrel shit just ain't gonna cut it, go for the big dog!"
- Maureen J., 1998, when asked if a quarter-barrel of beer would suffice.
"Ok kids, this is a fantastic domestic brew that, in time, you will learn to call The Beast."
- Undisclosed, 1993, while serving a group of high school kids their first case of Milwaukee's Best, certainly not their last.
"I've had a lot of cigarettes in my day, and there wasn't one that I didn't enjoy, but I'll pass."
- Undisclosed, 2006, when asked if he'd like a cigarette for "old time's sake".
"If Frank finds out, we're all going down; let's just tell him Julie and I drank it ourselves."
- Matthew L., 1994, while trying to cover the fact that Dan's buddies took down 2 cases of beer and 3 boxes of Franzia.
"Postiche? That's the period of itching after itching."
- Joseph C., 1994, while defining the word 'postiche' in a game of Balderdash. The actual definition of 'postiche' is (n.) an immitation or substitute; pretence or sham.
"Uncle Frank, we kinda messed up, but we'll pay for the damage."
- Robert M. & Julie M., 2003, after colliding jet-propelled watercrafts at dangerously high speeds. Fortunately nobody was hurt, and this resulted in brand new jet-skis.
"The way I see it, [ ] i'm arriving Saturday (pre 4th) and leaving on a stretcher one week later."
- Chadsworth L., 2007, regarding what days he will be present at SB14.
"Does anyone want to take a moment of silence for this small coo-coo break?"
- Undisclosed, circa 2001
